akeyoftime: (damn it is making me dance)
How did the hermit pay for his home?





Alone.
akeyoftime: (let's go be presidential)
Trevor: Man, there are good reasons nobody uses Internet Explorer.

This was also the conversation which spawned the line "Will DM for food."

Innovative, but possibly difficult to reach such a niche market.
akeyoftime: (damn it is making me dance)
Hey guys, why are communists good at school?

(It is because they get good Marx.)

Due South!

Apr. 1st, 2009 06:56 pm
akeyoftime: (justice/liberty otp)
(Ray is working at a keyboard, typing hunt-and-pick style. Ray is an American; Fraser is a Canadian.)

Fraser: That's a zed.
Ray: What's a zed?
Fraser: A zee. You meant to hit an 's'.
akeyoftime: (fannie is explosive)
I meant to start the year off with these, but got sidetracked. I've been back east since late on the first, but have been in travel since the 30th. (We got in a bit of skiing upisland, yipee!) Since I got back I've been putting around the suite and babying my jetlag. Anyway, on to the Christmas cracker jokes! (Bilingual edition)


What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands? Your breath.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree could kill you? A pool table.

Que demande un douanier à un chocon qui passe la frontière? Un passe-porc!
Une pomme est rouge, jaune, et verte. Comment l'appelle-t-on? On la pèle avec un couteau!
Quel est le fruit préféré d'un policier? Les amandes!
Et parce que c'est vachement mauvais et drôle seulement à cause de ça...
Pourquoi la gifare a-t-elle un cou aussi long? Parce que ses pieds puent!

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