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akeyoftime) wrote2006-05-01 11:03 am
akeyoftime) wrote2006-05-01 11:03 am
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Chicken Cross the Road - Princess Bride
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Vizzini - He didn't get run over? Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya - Chicken, I do no' mean to pry, but before you cross the road, you don' by any chance happen to have six feathers on your right han' ?
Westley - This is a chicken crossing the road; do you think this happens every day?
Count Rugen - Chicken, how does crossing the road make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest.
Prince Humperdink - Chicken tracks! I'd bet my life on it. The chicken is alive, or was an hour ago.
Yellin - Chicken? I see no chicken. (Fezzik, tear his arms off.) Oh, you mean THIS chicken.
Max and Valerie - Bye chicken! Have fun crossing the road! You think he'll make it? It would take a miracle. Buh-bye!
King - The chicken's going to cross the road? Won't that be nice. Hee hee - she kissed me!
Albino - The road. Don't even think about corssing. The cars are far too fast.
Fezzik - Don't go chicken, I mean it. Will you stay and have a peanut?
Buttercup - He will never cross again.
Vizzini - He didn't get run over? Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya - Chicken, I do no' mean to pry, but before you cross the road, you don' by any chance happen to have six feathers on your right han' ?
Westley - This is a chicken crossing the road; do you think this happens every day?
Count Rugen - Chicken, how does crossing the road make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest.
Prince Humperdink - Chicken tracks! I'd bet my life on it. The chicken is alive, or was an hour ago.
Yellin - Chicken? I see no chicken. (Fezzik, tear his arms off.) Oh, you mean THIS chicken.
Max and Valerie - Bye chicken! Have fun crossing the road! You think he'll make it? It would take a miracle. Buh-bye!
King - The chicken's going to cross the road? Won't that be nice. Hee hee - she kissed me!
Albino - The road. Don't even think about corssing. The cars are far too fast.
Fezzik - Don't go chicken, I mean it. Will you stay and have a peanut?
Buttercup - He will never cross again.
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you have made my afternoon.
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And I think that Vizzini really meant "incontheivable" *is silly in her usual way*