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akeyoftime ([personal profile] akeyoftime) wrote2008-01-01 04:58 pm
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Let's start off the new year with some bad puns, shall we? They will be absolutely terrible, I promise.

*When ceiling fans were invented, they were considered revolutionary.

*They want schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook.

*The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.

*Miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel lightheaded.

*Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Have a happy (and sometimes silly) 2008 everyone!
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[personal profile] yubsie 2008-01-02 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
*groan*

[identity profile] seize.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Happy New Year! New chapter's up--and lovely puns you've got there.

[identity profile] deeplyunhip.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Fabulous awful puns! I love it!
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[identity profile] lyore.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
That last one... *shakes head*

Happy New Year!

[identity profile] sofisticat.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hilarious! Thank you for sharing!

[identity profile] theclevermonkey.livejournal.com 2008-01-02 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Just awful.

(Anonymous) 2008-01-07 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That was absolutely fantastic. Quite punny, really.