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akeyoftimeLet's start off the new year with some bad puns, shall we? They will be absolutely terrible, I promise.
*When ceiling fans were invented, they were considered revolutionary.
*They want schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook.
*The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.
*Miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel lightheaded.
*Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Have a happy (and sometimes silly) 2008 everyone!
*When ceiling fans were invented, they were considered revolutionary.
*They want schools to ban books filled with sin. There goes my trigonometry textbook.
*The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.
*Miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel lightheaded.
*Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Have a happy (and sometimes silly) 2008 everyone!
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