akeyoftime: (by angelssallscream - Gravi WTF)
akeyoftime ([personal profile] akeyoftime) wrote2004-04-27 11:52 pm

Plotting (With obligatory Mac commentary)


Misha: *and kicks computer*
Misha: I think it heard me.
Katie: Clever of it.
Misha: Yeah. Those computers are always clever.
Misha:Almost... too clever.
Katie: Gah!
Misha: *cracks knuckles menacingly at computer*
Katie: It's the beginning of the second rennaissance!
Misha: And the non-computers are going to be left behind!
Misha: AHHHH!
Katie: *knees quake in terror*
Misha: We'll just have to strike first!
Misha: I'll hit the power plant - you go after IBM. We'll show those computers who's boss.
Katie: So long as I can hit Mac too.
Misha: Very good.
Misha: I'll hit Microsoft on the way home.
Katie: Excellent.
Misha: When their power base lies in ruins, the computers will rue the day they crossed us.
Katie: Damn straight! And we can proudly claim the irony of plotting their downfalling using them.
Misha: Indeed.
Misha: *pauses* Uh-oh.
Misha: What if they overheard us?
Katie: Please, they're IBMs. Not that smart.
Misha: Ah, very good

[identity profile] i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mwahahaha

Plot against the computers. Especially Rosa's slut!

[identity profile] akeyoftime.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Rosa's slut will be the first to go.

And my mouse will die second.

I want an optical one. Really really.

[identity profile] i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Trebs and her sucky mouse.

My mouse is ok. In fact, overall I'm rather happy with my computer.

Except for the monitor. I crave a flat screen. Luckily, I think my parents are going to get me one this summer, and they will take the one I have to replace the dying monitor on their computer.

[identity profile] akeyoftime.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice.

Unless, of course, they keep the flat screen for themselves.

[identity profile] i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Except they won't. That would be mean.

And parents are never me...

Oh dear.

[identity profile] the-great-waka.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Go to it! Well, got some anti-IBM and M$ stuff there, and you worked in the Matrix history, so I'll ignore the Mac comment. After all, you just said that you would 'hit' one, not destroy them all. After all, Macs aren't a computer, they're a lifestyle.....

*grins madly*

[identity profile] akeyoftime.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're so ennamoured with your computer, maybe I should just go away?

[identity profile] the-great-waka.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't even go there :) You know better ;)

[identity profile] akeyoftime.livejournal.com 2004-04-29 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's fun...