'Tis not the season

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My Valentine's Date by Karen_Walker
Username
Mushy Nickname
My date was	thegreenavenger
They gave me	tofu,
and took me	to the zoo,
where we ran into my ex	theclevermonkey
and their date	intractable_mo
who were	mud wrestling.
Later, my date and I	stole a car.
But I got	bored,
and left when I got a call from	neonanightshade
who I	love to kiss.
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Posted because the idea of Colin and Mitchell on a date makes me giggle.