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Dear jerkface who pulled the fire alarm,

I don't care if you were sober, drunk, stoned, or high; not all of us are capable of bouncing back quickly after being dragged out of bed at around six in the morning. I'm glad it was as late as it was, but not everyone who lives here is able bodied. You've just thrown off not simply everyone's Friday but my whole weekend. Thanks for that, really.

Love,
K