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akeyoftime ([personal profile] akeyoftime) wrote2005-12-05 06:40 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I broke [livejournal.com profile] thecleric007's X-Box (-12 points). In August I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] neonanightshade (10 points). Last Tuesday I set [livejournal.com profile] missdeep's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] yubsie a kidney (1000 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (232 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
akeyoftime

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[identity profile] silver-magess.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
You rule Duluth? Wow, the local news has been really slow on the uptake lately.

[identity profile] akeyoftime.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It was only for a month. I've since been overthrown :(
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[personal profile] yubsie 2005-12-06 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Whoo, I get a kidney!

[identity profile] i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
OH NOES! SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NON-EXISTENT X-BOX! >:O
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