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[akeyoftime]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I broke thecleric007's X-Box (-12 points). In August I bought porn for neonanightshade (10 points). Last Tuesday I set missdeep's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I gave yubsie a kidney (1000 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been nice (232 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, akeyoftime

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[silver-magess.livejournal.com]

You rule Duluth? Wow, the local news has been really slow on the uptake lately.

[akeyoftime.livejournal.com]

It was only for a month. I've since been overthrown :(

[yubsie]

Whoo, I get a kidney!

[i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com]

OH NOES! SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NON-EXISTENT X-BOX! >:O