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[akeyoftime]

A Zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything"

The hot dog vendor serves the Zen master and says "That'll be $2." The Zen master hands over a $5 bill and extends his hand, expecting change. The vendor says, "Change must come from within."

Comments

[yubsie]

*snerk*

[akeyoftime.livejournal.com]

I cannot *wait* to tell this in real life. Oh the groans it will illicit!

[yubsie]

I'd heard the first part before, but never the comeback. :p

[the-great-waka.livejournal.com]

Same. :)