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A Zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything"

The hot dog vendor serves the Zen master and says "That'll be $2." The Zen master hands over a $5 bill and extends his hand, expecting change. The vendor says, "Change must come from within."

Date: 2007-03-15 02:20 pm (UTC)
yubsie: (River and Delirium)
From: [personal profile] yubsie
*snerk*

Date: 2007-03-15 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akeyoftime.livejournal.com
I cannot *wait* to tell this in real life. Oh the groans it will illicit!

Date: 2007-03-15 05:09 pm (UTC)
yubsie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] yubsie
I'd heard the first part before, but never the comeback. :p

Date: 2007-03-15 07:04 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-03-15 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akeyoftime.livejournal.com
Indeed.

I wish the laundry machine would also realise that change must come from within.

Date: 2007-03-15 10:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-03-16 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] briseis09ii.livejournal.com
That's cool. I like that.

Hope you are doing much better.

Have a great weekend!

Take Care and Much Love Always,
Arlene (Briseis09)

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