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A Zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything"

The hot dog vendor serves the Zen master and says "That'll be $2." The Zen master hands over a $5 bill and extends his hand, expecting change. The vendor says, "Change must come from within."

Date: 2007-03-15 05:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yubsie
I'd heard the first part before, but never the comeback. :p

Date: 2007-03-15 07:04 pm (UTC)

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