akeyoftime | Happy Saint Patty's Day!

I celebrate by posting spam, since I don't drink. I figure that's close enough to a drunken, badly typed ramble sometime later today.

I only had to add one extra space at the end of my user name! Woota, it must be true.

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go for your morning walk, informing all other passing pedestrians about the importance of proper badger safety.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	find out how many things in your local supermarket will fit inside your nose.
At the height of your madness, you will call	coralleane
And the two of you will proceed to...	have an intense shouting match that the police will be called to over which chipmunk was Chip, and which one was Dale.

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