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[akeyoftime]

Stress is not good for the soul.

But music jokes are.



I'm a Fermata... Hold me!

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A Flat Minor

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A Flat Major

Comments

[rufas.livejournal.com]

what are the three main differenced between a violin and a viola?

1 - you can tune a violin
2 - a viola holds more beer
3 - a viola burns for longer

now a viola burns for longer but why?

Answer - its usually still in its case

[pieces0fmyheart.livejournal.com]

choir jokes?! say what?!