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[akeyoftime]

This is pretty much my martial arts training talking. DON'T BELIEVE IT FOR A SECOND. I wouldn't last half this long.

I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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[i-paint-the-sky.livejournal.com]

47 seconds for me. Good thing the buggers are extinct.